World's Worst Security Visualization?

I'll select the most interesting responses and integrate them into my presentation. Feel free to comment here or email richard at taosecurity dot com. Please be sure to include an IMAGE so we can see the visualization you are describing! Respond no later than Monday 30 August. Thank you.
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a) Tell a story
b) is easier to explain in words than comprehend visually
should be put shame.
best visualisation demos I've seen are by palantir.
http://www.cert.org/flocon/2008/presentations/fugate_flocon2008.pdf
When you get 30,000 objects on the screen, having to "fly" around a gimmicky 3D space to spot anything isn't really useful.
It's a military project, so I'm guessing it's mainly designed for officer fascination.